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once upon a time jesse was stuck in a 4-track recorder with words and melodies in his head. ben and stephan rescued him with a drumkit and piano, and all three fended off rabid dustbunnies with guitars, glockenspiels, kids toys and air organs. their great escape sounded like the sonic bliss demo.

the townspeople loved the sound of their triumph and cheered for their homecoming. then the king charged them with a new quest... to slay the purple dragon of effazima. stephan retired from the band of travelers to become a lightbulb farmer with his two wives and twelve children. eric the barbarian replaced him wielding drums of power, and the three were joined by the red magician scott.

the party of four fought the dragon for 2 years... jesse was lost in the dungeons for 3 more years... finially the weary band of travelers emerge victorious with the dragon's treasure for all the townspeople to listen to... the endless fields of poppy lp.

eric was magicly transported to the cursed kingdom of eekuawlim and suggested a successor since he was in such a faraway land. enchanted rabbit emily brought her drums and the mighty mason aided the group with many instruments fuzzed and played backwards... now the brave band of five venture again into the dark badlands around mendabapolis and proudly show you their treasure. come, let your ears celebrate the victory...